Depends on the type. If it's water, then just spray it out. For others, just go to your local fire department's website, find a number to call and they will dispose of it for you.
I think your best chance here would be to go ahead and shorten the quote, and after that sentence/paragraph maybe put something along the lines of "excerpt from ___" and...
Try to accept your choices on a daily basis. Either choose to go or not go to various gatherings. We might always miss out on something, but perhaps for you...
Look for the nearest fire extinguisher. It should be classified by one or more of these classifications: "A" (wood, trash, paper), "B" (oil, gas), "C" (electrical), "D" (metals), and "K"...
Call your water utility and have them break it and replace it or get it operational. It's free (part of what you pay for) and usually can be taken care...